My speed painting practice is starting to pay-off BITCHES!!
Tuesday, 27 December 2011
Sunday, 18 December 2011
Rejected Concepts 1
Just gonna post a bunch of rejected concept’s for a game.
This was inspired by a lovecraft tale in which the twist is IT’S A MAN!!!!!!!
Let’s just leave it at that shall we lest you poop yourself with fear!
This was inspired by a lovecraft tale in which the twist is IT’S A MAN!!!!!!!
Let’s just leave it at that shall we lest you poop yourself with fear!
Saturday, 10 December 2011
Why the Fionna and Cake episode was so popular!
OK it has been raised to my attention that once again the loud
majority of the minority have screamed for the rooftops that "The Fionna
and Cake episode was so popular because it was so well written showed
two strong women in an Adventure situation"
Now for my most popular catchphrase to date!
I
Call
Bullshit
And here is why:
First of all, it was not especially well written, the plot twist was more of a corridor that telegraphed the answer right at the beginning like an obnoxious movie watcher with tourettes, it got a C on my scale of regularity, the scale goes from C to C, because it it regular.
Now the girls were not in an adventure situation either, it was mild adventure with the rest of the episode full of Fionna going lovey dovey over the prince, the fandom is quick to dismiss the rest of the episodes for being misogynistic and male orientated yet fail to notice this one. Biased much????
A character wo spends the most half of an episode following a love interest like an obedient puppy does not come across as amazingly strong, even Cake spends her parts in the show trying to hook up with Lord Monochromicorn.
The Fionna and Cake episode came around the middle of the third series, way after the fandom had got started and all of the regular things that come with mass fandom was already underway, fan art, relationship pairings, fan-fic, genderbending!!!
Did I just blow your mind, cause I think I just fucking did, I saw genderbending fan-fic way before the episode came out, it was nothing new by then.
So imagine this, an entire community of fan artists carrying out their regular duties behind the scenes due to it being often viewed as dirty and perverse by others, and suddenly, their chosen fandom releases an episode where the characters had been genderbended, something they had been doing for months already!
Suddenly this was big, the fandom screams out in glory because it's official, the creators of the show support our fandom. This one episode qualifies months of work that can now come out from behind the scenes and be flaunted for all to see.
Now we can take it one step further and see that the show was based on an idea by Natasha Allegri, an avid fan-fic'er (fan-fictioner?) nce you see that you can notice IT'S ONE GIANT FAN-FICTION. And what to fandom respond to the most?
MORE FAN-FICTION
That is the reason it's popular and that is why I am now receding into witness protection.
Now for my most popular catchphrase to date!
I
Call
Bullshit
And here is why:
First of all, it was not especially well written, the plot twist was more of a corridor that telegraphed the answer right at the beginning like an obnoxious movie watcher with tourettes, it got a C on my scale of regularity, the scale goes from C to C, because it it regular.
Now the girls were not in an adventure situation either, it was mild adventure with the rest of the episode full of Fionna going lovey dovey over the prince, the fandom is quick to dismiss the rest of the episodes for being misogynistic and male orientated yet fail to notice this one. Biased much????
A character wo spends the most half of an episode following a love interest like an obedient puppy does not come across as amazingly strong, even Cake spends her parts in the show trying to hook up with Lord Monochromicorn.
The Fionna and Cake episode came around the middle of the third series, way after the fandom had got started and all of the regular things that come with mass fandom was already underway, fan art, relationship pairings, fan-fic, genderbending!!!
Did I just blow your mind, cause I think I just fucking did, I saw genderbending fan-fic way before the episode came out, it was nothing new by then.
So imagine this, an entire community of fan artists carrying out their regular duties behind the scenes due to it being often viewed as dirty and perverse by others, and suddenly, their chosen fandom releases an episode where the characters had been genderbended, something they had been doing for months already!
Suddenly this was big, the fandom screams out in glory because it's official, the creators of the show support our fandom. This one episode qualifies months of work that can now come out from behind the scenes and be flaunted for all to see.
Now we can take it one step further and see that the show was based on an idea by Natasha Allegri, an avid fan-fic'er (fan-fictioner?) nce you see that you can notice IT'S ONE GIANT FAN-FICTION. And what to fandom respond to the most?
MORE FAN-FICTION
That is the reason it's popular and that is why I am now receding into witness protection.
Shuld we forgive the snow king?
Quite recently I noticed upon a few fellow tumblr users and adventure
time fans venting their frustration at the writers of adventure time
for trying to paint the snow king in a sympathetic light, I decided to
research this opinion more to try and see if it was a small minority or a
rather large opinion by fans.
I was shocked to the scale of it, while still a small enough percentage to be labelled a minority it was a rather large percentile of fans that still thought the snow king was undeserving of any sympathy and the majority of the minority's reasoning is thus: "The snow king has treated the princesses terribly in the past, just because he is crazy, it doesn't justify his actions to any extent!"
Now here gentle readers is where you can notice the minority has missed the sub-text of the entire series when it comes to the snow king.
Firstly I shall deal with the way he treats the princesses by asking a question, does he actually harm any of them? Hurt them? Kill them? Rape them? Psychologically destroy them?
The answer to all of those is no, he does not, he kidnaps them and holds them prisoner and tries to force them to marry him, while distressing to the princesses he never actually harms them.
I could wrap it up there saying "He doesn't harm them so he's not really that bad" but I shall not my beautiful, beautiful readers, for now I shall dissect why he kidnaps them as this seems to be the thing the loud minority still don't understand.
In the beginning the snow king haphazardly kidnapped princesses for no real reason, as the series went on it showed that the snow king is merely incredibly lonely and seems to have no other way of meeting women or making friends, this is especially seen in several different episodes where the ice king tries to make friends with finn and jake.
Now, in 'Holly Jolly Secrets' the Snow Kings past was revealed, he led a normal life with his girlfriend Betty who he referred to as his princess.
(if you're taking notes, then you might want to take that down, it's pretty important)
Now after putting on the crown, he somehow insults Betty causing her to leave him without a word, he doesn't even know what he did, why she left. Betty was the love of his life, and yet she has left for reasons he does not know, that is such true despair it becomes obsession. As time goes on the crown becomes even more torturous to bear yet he is unable to leave it, it slowly destroys his mind yet his thoughts are always on Betty his princess.
Years later with his mind gone and a large array of princesses around him, his obsession causes him to lash out when he is feeling particularly sad and/or lonely this is qualified by the Snow Kings statement "Maybe kidnapping wildberry princess will cheer me up"
In his diseased mind he is substituting the actual Princesses for his lost love Betty. They are surrogate princesses.
His actions are justifiable in that context, he is lonely and mad, but not bad, he may kidnap yet he never harms.
If you could follow what I just said then well done, you'd do better than most of my peers, I hope you can understand my message and maybe a few of the loud minority can see the error in their assumption.
Next up! Why the Fionna and Cake Episode was so popular!(with flame-baiting results)
I was shocked to the scale of it, while still a small enough percentage to be labelled a minority it was a rather large percentile of fans that still thought the snow king was undeserving of any sympathy and the majority of the minority's reasoning is thus: "The snow king has treated the princesses terribly in the past, just because he is crazy, it doesn't justify his actions to any extent!"
Now here gentle readers is where you can notice the minority has missed the sub-text of the entire series when it comes to the snow king.
Firstly I shall deal with the way he treats the princesses by asking a question, does he actually harm any of them? Hurt them? Kill them? Rape them? Psychologically destroy them?
The answer to all of those is no, he does not, he kidnaps them and holds them prisoner and tries to force them to marry him, while distressing to the princesses he never actually harms them.
I could wrap it up there saying "He doesn't harm them so he's not really that bad" but I shall not my beautiful, beautiful readers, for now I shall dissect why he kidnaps them as this seems to be the thing the loud minority still don't understand.
In the beginning the snow king haphazardly kidnapped princesses for no real reason, as the series went on it showed that the snow king is merely incredibly lonely and seems to have no other way of meeting women or making friends, this is especially seen in several different episodes where the ice king tries to make friends with finn and jake.
Now, in 'Holly Jolly Secrets' the Snow Kings past was revealed, he led a normal life with his girlfriend Betty who he referred to as his princess.
(if you're taking notes, then you might want to take that down, it's pretty important)
Now after putting on the crown, he somehow insults Betty causing her to leave him without a word, he doesn't even know what he did, why she left. Betty was the love of his life, and yet she has left for reasons he does not know, that is such true despair it becomes obsession. As time goes on the crown becomes even more torturous to bear yet he is unable to leave it, it slowly destroys his mind yet his thoughts are always on Betty his princess.
Years later with his mind gone and a large array of princesses around him, his obsession causes him to lash out when he is feeling particularly sad and/or lonely this is qualified by the Snow Kings statement "Maybe kidnapping wildberry princess will cheer me up"
In his diseased mind he is substituting the actual Princesses for his lost love Betty. They are surrogate princesses.
His actions are justifiable in that context, he is lonely and mad, but not bad, he may kidnap yet he never harms.
If you could follow what I just said then well done, you'd do better than most of my peers, I hope you can understand my message and maybe a few of the loud minority can see the error in their assumption.
Next up! Why the Fionna and Cake Episode was so popular!(with flame-baiting results)
The Snow King's Lament
<3 snow king forevar
(keep watching for some comment and analysis on recent AT events/controversy)
(keep watching for some comment and analysis on recent AT events/controversy)
Tuesday, 6 December 2011
Monday, 5 December 2011
Turtle Wizard
TURTLE WIZARD WILL SHOOT YO’ SHIT
HE DON’T CARE ABOUT NO PO-PO
HE SO GANGSTA HIS SHELL CONTAINS NOTHING BUT 40 OZ’S
HE DON’T CARE ABOUT NO PO-PO
HE SO GANGSTA HIS SHELL CONTAINS NOTHING BUT 40 OZ’S
CUT-OUT FOR THE SHUT-OUT
I TRIPPED
I don't like how this turned out...
CUMMUNISM COMRADE?
LET US BASK IN THE BEAUTY OF OUR COMMUNISM
AND REJECT CAPITALISM
AND NOT TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE EXCEPT COMMUNISM
LIKE THE AMARICANS THINK WE DO
Sunday, 4 December 2011
FUCKIN' PHONE!
BUY THE FUCKIN' RANGE, FUCKIN' PHONE AND FUCKIN' COLA AND MORE TO COME
GET FUCKIN' BUYING!
Saturday, 3 December 2011
Can i has tree fiddy
I JUST GOT ALL FREE LOVING UP IN THIS BITCH
60's is where it's at!
THE CHLAMYDIA THAT IS!!
BOOM! PAINT EXPLOSION!!
THAT’S RIGHT
that’s me in all my -crappy photoshop attempts at looking watercolor- GLORY
I LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD MY EYE’S HAVE TURNED INTO BLOTTMLESS VOIDS
THAT’S SOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING HAPPY
that’s me in all my -crappy photoshop attempts at looking watercolor- GLORY
I LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD MY EYE’S HAVE TURNED INTO BLOTTMLESS VOIDS
THAT’S SOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING HAPPY
Friday, 2 December 2011
Obligatory Rainbow lines
Everyone make the obligatory coloured vertical lines image...
well i decided to do mine a little different..
BY MAKING IT FUCKING HUGEEEEE
TAKE MY 3000 X 2000 PIXELS BITCHES
RIGHT IN YOUR EYE HOLES
AM I JESUS OR IS IT JUST GAS
A sketch from an old photo of me dressed like jesus,
like
fucking
jesus
wait no!
I AM MOTHERFUCKING JESUS
DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND!
IF I DIDN’T, SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS, I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE
AND BLOW YOUR MIND
WITH MY JESUS POWERS
MAY NOT BE TODAY, MAYBE NOT TOMORROW, BUT SOMEDAY!
like
fucking
jesus
wait no!
I AM MOTHERFUCKING JESUS
DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND!
IF I DIDN’T, SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS, I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE
AND BLOW YOUR MIND
WITH MY JESUS POWERS
MAY NOT BE TODAY, MAYBE NOT TOMORROW, BUT SOMEDAY!
Them Chicks are stacked like Jenga
The first in a slew of images by me, AND BECAUSE IT’S EASTER SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD!
LIKE, EASTER ISLANDS?
DO THEY HAVE EASTER?
ARE THEY EVEN REAL?
WHATEVER, CHICKS TIME!
LIKE, EASTER ISLANDS?
DO THEY HAVE EASTER?
ARE THEY EVEN REAL?
WHATEVER, CHICKS TIME!
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